{"id":157,"date":"2005-04-27T13:32:00","date_gmt":"2005-04-27T19:32:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/2005\/04\/27\/cute-face-now-available-for-reasonable-rates\/"},"modified":"2005-04-27T13:32:00","modified_gmt":"2005-04-27T19:32:00","slug":"cute-face-now-available-for-reasonable-rates","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=157","title":{"rendered":"cute face now available for reasonable rates"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>i showed my cute face to the people at school today and they thought this was the best thing ever so i am going to offer it as an option for people who rent me to pick up cute women. i will walk over to the cute girl you pick out and lift up my arms to her and for a reasonable price when she looks at me i will wrinkle up my nose and do my cute face and bam she will be yours.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i showed my cute face to the people at school today and they thought this was the best thing ever so i am going to offer it as an option for people who rent me to pick up cute women. i will walk over to the cute girl you pick out and lift up my &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=157\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">cute face now available for reasonable rates<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-157","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/157","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=157"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/157\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=157"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=157"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=157"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}