{"id":162,"date":"2005-05-13T15:59:00","date_gmt":"2005-05-13T21:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/2005\/05\/13\/i-am-huge\/"},"modified":"2005-05-13T15:59:00","modified_gmt":"2005-05-13T21:59:00","slug":"i-am-huge","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=162","title":{"rendered":"i am huge"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>this week we went to playgroup and i discovered that i am taller than mackenzie who is one of my friends and is several months older than me. rar.\/ now i could stomp on her like godzilla if i were not a nice person which i am so i will not stomp, but whoa i hadn&#8217;t thought of me being big enough to do that. physically stomp on a friend i mean.<\/p>\n<p>it&#8217;s not like i couldn&#8217;t already stomp on them emotionally. take away their sippy cups and they start crying. sometimes my friends are really a bunch of babies.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>this week we went to playgroup and i discovered that i am taller than mackenzie who is one of my friends and is several months older than me. rar.\/ now i could stomp on her like godzilla if i were not a nice person which i am so i will not stomp, but whoa i &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=162\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">i am huge<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-162","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/162","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=162"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/162\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=162"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=162"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=162"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}