{"id":168,"date":"2005-05-26T03:03:00","date_gmt":"2005-05-26T09:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/2005\/05\/26\/yarn-is-soft\/"},"modified":"2005-05-26T03:03:00","modified_gmt":"2005-05-26T09:03:00","slug":"yarn-is-soft","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=168","title":{"rendered":"yarn is soft"},"content":{"rendered":"

today aunt joy and uncle andy and mamamama and i met amy for lunch and then there was a yarn store, the yarn was so soft. i found some that felt so good i wanted to take it home. it was like cashmere or something. but mamamama wouldn’t get me any even though i would have been very nice to it, i wouldn’t have chewed it.<\/p>\n

okay maybe i would have chewed it but only a little bit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

today aunt joy and uncle andy and mamamama and i met amy for lunch and then there was a yarn store, the yarn was so soft. i found some that felt so good i wanted to take it home. it was like cashmere or something. but mamamama wouldn’t get me any even though i would … Continue reading yarn is soft<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-168","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t