{"id":17,"date":"2004-07-27T17:04:00","date_gmt":"2004-07-27T23:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/2004\/07\/27\/how-to-make-people-do-funny-things\/"},"modified":"2004-07-27T17:04:00","modified_gmt":"2004-07-27T23:04:00","slug":"how-to-make-people-do-funny-things","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=17","title":{"rendered":"how to make people do funny things"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>we are trying a new routine where they give me my bink at night and put me down in my crib when i&#8217;m really sleepy but not yet asleep. it worked pretty well. the next thing i knew it was about eight hours later.<\/p>\n<p>anyway, i&#8217;ve learned how to make mj and bg do really stupid-looking things. it&#8217;s all about me smiling and laughing at the right time. first they do something like smile at me. then i smile back. then they smile at me. then i smile back, but not as big as before. soon i stop smiling, and they try something like smiling bigger, or laughing. then i smile and laugh. when they do it again, i stop smiling back, so they have to do something even bigger and sillier, like shaking their heads back and forth while making a b-b-b-b-b-b noise. then i shriek with laughter.\/<\/p>\n<p>at this rate i should be able to get them to do really goofy things in short order. i wonder if anyone else has ever thought about doing this before. if not, i will call this the eli approach to getting people to do silly things.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>we are trying a new routine where they give me my bink at night and put me down in my crib when i&#8217;m really sleepy but not yet asleep. it worked pretty well. the next thing i knew it was about eight hours later. anyway, i&#8217;ve learned how to make mj and bg do really &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=17\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">how to make people do funny things<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}