{"id":1818,"date":"2008-09-09T12:53:51","date_gmt":"2008-09-09T17:53:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/?p=1818"},"modified":"2008-09-09T12:53:51","modified_gmt":"2008-09-09T17:53:51","slug":"it-wont-go-so-well-for-the-hadrons-however","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=1818","title":{"rendered":"It Won&#8217;t Go So Well For the Hadrons, However"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Internet,<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.sciencedaily.com\/releases\/2008\/09\/080904220342.htm\">The Large Hadron Collider will not kill us all<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Sincerely,<\/p>\n<p>Your Friendly Neighborhood Physicist<\/p>\n<p>P.S. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.boingboing.net\/2008\/09\/04\/lhc-will-not-destroy.html\">&#8220;Look, it&#8217;s a 10^-19 chance, and you&#8217;ve got a 10^-11 chance of suddenly evaporating while shaving.&#8221;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Internet, The Large Hadron Collider will not kill us all. Sincerely, Your Friendly Neighborhood Physicist P.S. &#8220;Look, it&#8217;s a 10^-19 chance, and you&#8217;ve got a 10^-11 chance of suddenly evaporating while shaving.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1818","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1818","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1818"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1818\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1819,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1818\/revisions\/1819"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1818"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1818"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1818"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}