{"id":1895,"date":"2008-09-18T12:52:33","date_gmt":"2008-09-18T17:52:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/?p=1895"},"modified":"2008-09-18T13:01:10","modified_gmt":"2008-09-18T18:01:10","slug":"unfortunately-now-youll-die-in-seven-days","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=1895","title":{"rendered":"Unfortunately, Now You&#8217;ll Die in Seven Days"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I can&#8217;t decide whether this is the most brilliant thing I&#8217;ve seen in a while or the scariest, but either way, I wish I&#8217;d done this first.<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"540\" height=\"444\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.liveleak.com\/e\/08b_1221395058\"><\/param><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.liveleak.com\/e\/08b_1221395058\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\" width=\"540\" height=\"444\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>(h\/t to <a href=\"http:\/\/nihilistic-kid.livejournal.com\/\">Nick Mamatas<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I can&#8217;t decide whether this is the most brilliant thing I&#8217;ve seen in a while or the scariest, but either way, I wish I&#8217;d done this first. (h\/t to Nick Mamatas)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1895","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1895","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1895"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1895\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1898,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1895\/revisions\/1898"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1895"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1895"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1895"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}