{"id":191,"date":"2005-08-05T18:11:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-06T00:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/2005\/08\/05\/whoops-i-was-away\/"},"modified":"2005-08-05T18:11:00","modified_gmt":"2005-08-06T00:11:00","slug":"whoops-i-was-away","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=191","title":{"rendered":"whoops i was away"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>i have not posted in a while but that is okay because i do not think anyone really noticed but now i am back and i have a new post.<\/p>\n<p>it is about the doctors.<\/p>\n<p>it is not my doctors, it is mama&#8217;s, she has gone there three mornings this week and i stay outside with da. this makes me really sad, i let everyone know, but today it was not so bad because there was this girl i played with. there is this lego box that is kinda like a table in there, if you take all the toys out from under it you can crawl through it. it is a tight fit but i still made it. though i will have to stop eating so many hot dogs and crackers if i want to keep fitting into it. that table is like a size smallest or something.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i have not posted in a while but that is okay because i do not think anyone really noticed but now i am back and i have a new post. it is about the doctors. it is not my doctors, it is mama&#8217;s, she has gone there three mornings this week and i stay outside &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=191\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">whoops i was away<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-191","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/191","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=191"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/191\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=191"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=191"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=191"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}