{"id":2,"date":"2004-07-14T13:53:00","date_gmt":"2004-07-14T19:53:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/2004\/07\/14\/finally-online\/"},"modified":"2004-07-14T13:53:00","modified_gmt":"2004-07-14T19:53:00","slug":"finally-online","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=2","title":{"rendered":"finally online"},"content":{"rendered":"

it’s about time. i’ve now got my own journal here. and i’m not yet six months old.\/<\/p>\n

that last .\/ thing is an exclamation mark, by the way. i don’t yet have enough coordination to hold down shift with one hand while i type with the other.<\/p>\n

anyway, i’m eli. i’m being held prisoner by these two people, ‘bath giver’ and ‘the milk jug’. they don’t let me go see a lot of people yet so i’m going to use this journal to meet more people. i’m very excited.\/<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

it’s about time. i’ve now got my own journal here. and i’m not yet six months old.\/ that last .\/ thing is an exclamation mark, by the way. i don’t yet have enough coordination to hold down shift with one hand while i type with the other. anyway, i’m eli. i’m being held prisoner by … Continue reading finally online<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}