To my fellow US citizens: go vote.<\/p>\n
Unless you’re going to vote for candidates I don’t approve of, in which case, stay home.<\/p>\n
And for those who live in Alabama, go vote for all of the constitutional amendments. True, our constitution is already the longest in-use constitution in the world. Yes, it’s been amended to let officials dispose of dead animals and dig up human graves<\/a>, to get rid of the boll weevil<\/a>, and to forbid dead officials from drawing a salary<\/a>. But we can’t rest on our laurels. We’re up to Amendment 799<\/a>, which was an amendment of Amendment 756<\/a>. By 2012 I want us to break the 900-amendment barrier!<\/p>\n So did you vote?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" To my fellow US citizens: go vote. Unless you’re going to vote for candidates I don’t approve of, in which case, stay home. And for those who live in Alabama, go vote for all of the constitutional amendments. True, our constitution is already the longest in-use constitution in the world. Yes, it’s been amended to … Continue reading The Expected Public Service Announcement<\/span>