{"id":2106,"date":"2008-11-19T16:25:14","date_gmt":"2008-11-19T22:25:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/?p=2106"},"modified":"2008-11-19T16:25:14","modified_gmt":"2008-11-19T22:25:14","slug":"thomas-kinkade-art-director-of-cheese","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=2106","title":{"rendered":"Thomas Kinkade, Art Director of Cheese"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You may not be familiar with Thomas Kinkade, Painter of Light&trade;. Much of what you need to know can be summed up by him trademarking the phrase &#8220;painter of light&#8221;. He paints bucolic scenes, often of cottages that glow as if on fire, using a soft pastel palette. He also is frightened of hard edges.<\/p>\n<div class=\"centerimage\">\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/granades.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/foxglovecot.jpg\" alt=\"Foxglove Cottage, by Thomas Kinkade\" title=\"Run! It&#039;s about to explode!\" width=\"320\" height=\"256\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2108\" srcset=\"https:\/\/granades.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/foxglovecot.jpg 320w, https:\/\/granades.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/foxglovecot-300x240.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 320px) 100vw, 320px\" \/>\n<\/div>\n<p>Kinkade&#8217;s work is especially popular in my evangelical subculture because of his unabashed Christian faith and his sentimentality. The paintings themselves doesn&#8217;t bother me. They&#8217;re inoffensive sofa art, a commercial commodity and delivery vehicle for bucolic blandness. Kinkade&#8217;s paintings fill the same niche for a lot of people that Norman Rockwell&#8217;s art did, even if he lacks Rockwell&#8217;s eye for capturing life around him or his <a href=\"http:\/\/www.lewisbond.com\/rckwellpgs\/problem.html\">social conscience<\/a>. You might as well make fun of Wonder Bread. I&#8217;m far more bothered by how he runs his business. Kinkade and his company use Christianity as a selling point. Presenting the chance to run a Thomas Kinkade gallery as a spiritual and religious opportunity is odious.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s why I&#8217;m a little surprised to be defending him. Did you know there&#8217;s a Thomas Kinkade movie? Neither did I. That&#8217;s because <i>Thomas Kinkade\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s Christmas Cottage<\/i> ended up with a straight-to-video release. Vanity Fair got their hands on a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vanityfair.com\/online\/culture\/2008\/11\/14\/thomas-kincades-16-guidelines-for-making-stuff-suck.html\">memo from Kinkade to the crew listing sixteen guidelines for creating &#8220;The Thomas Kinkade Look&#8221;<\/a>. The guidelines include darkening corners of the film for a self-described &#8220;cozy&#8221; look, simplistic color changes to match scenes&#8217; moods, and a shallow depth of field (mis-described as a short focal length) to blur the background.<\/p>\n<p>They&#8217;re not very good suggestions, but it&#8217;s not surprising to see a painter with a specific style giving tips better suited to his paintings rather than film. If you&#8217;ve not worked in a given medium before, you&#8217;re more likely to use clich&eacute; elements. In college, our drama and communications department collaborated on a short film, with one person from each department helping direct and produce. At one point the theater guy asked, &#8220;Hey, in this scene, where Jane&#8217;s roommate is talking to her, can we have the roommate talk directly into the camera so it seems more real and urgent?&#8221; He knew a lot about blocking and staging but little about film and TV conventions.<\/p>\n<p>So hammering on Kinkade for confusing depth of field with focal length and giving art direction that is reminiscent of 1960s porn may be fun, but it&#8217;s silly to do so when there&#8217;s so much insipidness you could be laughing at instead.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You may not be familiar with Thomas Kinkade, Painter of Light&trade;. Much of what you need to know can be summed up by him trademarking the phrase &#8220;painter of light&#8221;. He paints bucolic scenes, often of cottages that glow as if on fire, using a soft pastel palette. He also is frightened of hard edges. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=2106\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Thomas Kinkade, Art Director of Cheese<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2106","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2106","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2106"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2106\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2110,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2106\/revisions\/2110"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2106"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2106"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2106"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}