{"id":2113,"date":"2008-11-20T20:56:06","date_gmt":"2008-11-21T02:56:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/?p=2113"},"modified":"2008-11-20T20:56:06","modified_gmt":"2008-11-21T02:56:06","slug":"i-have-succumbed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=2113","title":{"rendered":"I Have Succumbed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hey, guess what I got today?<\/p>\n<div class=\"centerimage\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/granades.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/iphone.jpg\" alt=\"Stephen menaced by a glowing iPhone\" title=\"It burns my eyes to look at!\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2114\" srcset=\"https:\/\/granades.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/iphone.jpg 500w, https:\/\/granades.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/iphone-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/div>\n<p>It looked a lot smaller in all of the commercials. And less glowing.<\/p>\n<p>At any rate, now the inevitable question: what apps should I put on this thing?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hey, guess what I got today? It looked a lot smaller in all of the commercials. And less glowing. At any rate, now the inevitable question: what apps should I put on this thing?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2113","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2113","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2113"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2113\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2116,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2113\/revisions\/2116"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2113"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2113"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2113"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}