{"id":218,"date":"2006-01-25T00:18:00","date_gmt":"2006-01-25T06:18:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/2006\/01\/25\/oh-the-humanity\/"},"modified":"2006-01-25T00:18:00","modified_gmt":"2006-01-25T06:18:00","slug":"oh-the-humanity","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=218","title":{"rendered":"Oh the Humanity"},"content":{"rendered":"

First I came home from work to find Eli watching Gilmore Girls<\/i> with Misty.<\/p>\n

Then I found out that, in the morning, he goes into Misty’s closet to help her pick out jewelry. He chooses necklaces and earrings, holding them up and saying, “Cuuuuuuuuute.”<\/p>\n

Tonight he pulled a cup and bowl towards him and said, “Play tea party?”<\/p>\n

At this point I might as well give up and let him watch Project Runway<\/i> with us.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

First I came home from work to find Eli watching Gilmore Girls with Misty. Then I found out that, in the morning, he goes into Misty’s closet to help her pick out jewelry. He chooses necklaces and earrings, holding them up and saying, “Cuuuuuuuuute.” Tonight he pulled a cup and bowl towards him and said, … Continue reading Oh the Humanity<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-218","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t