{"id":218,"date":"2006-01-25T00:18:00","date_gmt":"2006-01-25T06:18:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/2006\/01\/25\/oh-the-humanity\/"},"modified":"2006-01-25T00:18:00","modified_gmt":"2006-01-25T06:18:00","slug":"oh-the-humanity","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=218","title":{"rendered":"Oh the Humanity"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>First I came home from work to find Eli watching <i>Gilmore Girls<\/i> with Misty.<\/p>\n<p>Then I found out that, in the morning, he goes into Misty&#8217;s closet to help her pick out jewelry. He chooses necklaces and earrings, holding them up and saying, &#8220;Cuuuuuuuuute.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Tonight he pulled a cup and bowl towards him and said, &#8220;Play tea party?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>At this point I might as well give up and let him watch <i>Project Runway<\/i> with us.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>First I came home from work to find Eli watching Gilmore Girls with Misty. Then I found out that, in the morning, he goes into Misty&#8217;s closet to help her pick out jewelry. He chooses necklaces and earrings, holding them up and saying, &#8220;Cuuuuuuuuute.&#8221; Tonight he pulled a cup and bowl towards him and said, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=218\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Oh the Humanity<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-218","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/218","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=218"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/218\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=218"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=218"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=218"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}