Geof was over visiting one night last week and was down on the floor with Eli. Something had gone under the couch, and Eli and Geof were trying to fetch it out with one of Eli’s drum stick. Eli waved the stick around. “Don’t stick that up my nose or anything,” Geof joked. Immediately Eli jabbed at Geof’s face with his stick, earning him some couch time.<\/p>\n
So pay attention, everyone: DON’T TELL HIM THINGS LIKE THAT.<\/p>\n
Or if you’re going to do it anyway, make sure it’ll be entertaining for the rest of us to watch.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Geof was over visiting one night last week and was down on the floor with Eli. Something had gone under the couch, and Eli and Geof were trying to fetch it out with one of Eli’s drum stick. Eli waved the stick around. “Don’t stick that up my nose or anything,” Geof joked. Immediately Eli … Continue reading This is Why We Can’t Have Nice Friends<\/span>