{"id":229,"date":"2006-03-07T13:23:00","date_gmt":"2006-03-07T19:23:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/2006\/03\/07\/dance-and-perhaps-the-rain-will-come\/"},"modified":"2006-03-07T13:23:00","modified_gmt":"2006-03-07T19:23:00","slug":"dance-and-perhaps-the-rain-will-come","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=229","title":{"rendered":"Dance and Perhaps the Rain Will Come"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Children are enough to send the most dogmatic rationalist into wide-eyed chicken waving and entrail reading. I was gone this weekend, so I missed the first stages of the Great Sleep Change. Eli decided that he wanted to get up at 5:00 or 5:30 in the morning. By the time I was back home on Sunday night, we&#8217;d started trying a number of things. Let&#8217;s keep him up a little later! And put a blanket on his bed! And dance in the hopes that the sleep god will smile upon us, for the love of all that is holy, don&#8217;t you know we&#8217;re no good at being sleep deprived any more!!!!<\/p>\n<p>This morning he was quiet until 6:30. When I went in to get him out of bed and change his diaper, I discovered that he wasn&#8217;t dirty. &#8220;That&#8217;s it!&#8221; I told Misty. &#8220;He didn&#8217;t have much to eat last night, so he was able to sleep later! No dinner for him!&#8221; Misty talked me out of my plan. Mostly.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Children are enough to send the most dogmatic rationalist into wide-eyed chicken waving and entrail reading. I was gone this weekend, so I missed the first stages of the Great Sleep Change. Eli decided that he wanted to get up at 5:00 or 5:30 in the morning. By the time I was back home on &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=229\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Dance and Perhaps the Rain Will Come<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-229","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/229","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=229"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/229\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=229"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=229"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=229"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}