{"id":2355,"date":"2009-01-19T12:55:48","date_gmt":"2009-01-19T18:55:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/?p=2355"},"modified":"2009-01-19T12:55:48","modified_gmt":"2009-01-19T18:55:48","slug":"im-a-mac-and-im-ubiquitous","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=2355","title":{"rendered":"I’m a Mac, and I’m Ubiquitous"},"content":{"rendered":"

He’s Just Not That Into You<\/a>.
\nStill Waiting<\/a>.
\nPatriotville<\/a>.
\nSerious Moonlight<\/a>.
\nYouth in Revolt<\/a>.
\nDrag Me to Hell<\/a>.
\nAfter.Life<\/a>.
\nPlanet 51<\/a>.
\nAlvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakuel<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Nine movies, all scheduled for release in 2009. One thing in common.<\/p>\n

\n\"AAAH!\n<\/div>\n

Justin Long.<\/p>\n

\n\"JUSTIN\n<\/div>\n

Justin Long!<\/p>\n

\n\"AAAH!\n<\/div>\n

JUSTIN LONG!<\/p>\n

The smirk is inescapable.<\/p>\n

Also, I have now typed “Justin Long” enough times that his name looks very strange to me.<\/p>\n

This factoid courtesy of last night’s WhatTheCast<\/a> taping, in which we pre-judged the 2009 movies.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

He’s Just Not That Into You. Still Waiting. Patriotville. Serious Moonlight. Youth in Revolt. Drag Me to Hell. After.Life. Planet 51. Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakuel. Nine movies, all scheduled for release in 2009. One thing in common. Justin Long. Justin Long! JUSTIN LONG! The smirk is inescapable. Also, I have now typed “Justin … Continue reading I’m a Mac, and I’m Ubiquitous<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2355","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t