{"id":2384,"date":"2009-01-27T14:42:22","date_gmt":"2009-01-27T20:42:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/?p=2384"},"modified":"2009-01-27T14:42:22","modified_gmt":"2009-01-27T20:42:22","slug":"liza-says-sleep-is-for-the-weak","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=2384","title":{"rendered":"Liza says, “Sleep is for the weak!”"},"content":{"rendered":"

Do you remember when I used to complain<\/a> all<\/a> the time<\/a> about Liza’s lousy<\/a> sleep<\/a> habits<\/a>? Well everything old is new again. <\/p>\n

Liza’s current run of lousy sleep has me offering to give her to people I barely know. The rotten part is, several people have agreed to take her but decided against it when I tell them she’s regularly up two-five times per night and sometimes for more than two hours at a time.<\/p>\n

The past three weeks I’ve subsisted on six hours of broken sleep per night or less. The first week Stephen was out of town. Last week was a bit easier because he was home, so he helped with the night time horrors. This week he is gone again and I am a barely functioning zombie of crankiness. <\/p>\n

I thought it was her teeth. Then I thought it was an ear infection. Now I think she has redeveloped some terrifically lousy habits. I am also afraid that at least some of her nighttime awakenings are due to wanting to hang out with someone. <\/p>\n

I ask all of you that tonight when you are falling asleep, think of Liza and pray to whatever sheep you count that she will stay asleep or failing that, will just stay in her bed quietly so I can sleep.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Do you remember when I used to complain all the time about Liza’s lousy sleep habits? Well everything old is new again. Liza’s current run of lousy sleep has me offering to give her to people I barely know. The rotten part is, several people have agreed to take her but decided against it when … Continue reading Liza says, “Sleep is for the weak!”<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2384","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t