{"id":25,"date":"2004-08-05T14:36:00","date_gmt":"2004-08-05T20:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/2004\/08\/05\/my-new-ride\/"},"modified":"2004-08-05T14:36:00","modified_gmt":"2004-08-05T20:36:00","slug":"my-new-ride","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=25","title":{"rendered":"my new ride"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>i totally forgot to tell everyone that i have a new car seat.\/ my old car seat was getting all small and my feet were hanging off the end. i think it shrunk when mj washed it or something after i spit up on it. anyway, my new car seat is great. it&#8217;s like it&#8217;s the top of the line, like the baby bjorn of car seats. it&#8217;s big and reclines and has wings on the side. if it bounced up and down then it would be perfect. i like being bounced up and down.<\/p>\n<p>hey, why don&#8217;t cars just bounce up and down.7 that would be neat.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i totally forgot to tell everyone that i have a new car seat.\/ my old car seat was getting all small and my feet were hanging off the end. i think it shrunk when mj washed it or something after i spit up on it. anyway, my new car seat is great. it&#8217;s like it&#8217;s &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=25\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">my new ride<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=25"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=25"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=25"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=25"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}