{"id":2509,"date":"2009-02-25T10:23:49","date_gmt":"2009-02-25T16:23:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/?p=2509"},"modified":"2009-02-24T20:56:14","modified_gmt":"2009-02-25T02:56:14","slug":"you-dont-know-what-an-ad-hominem-argument-is-you-moron","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=2509","title":{"rendered":"You Don&#8217;t Know What an <i>Ad Hominem<\/i> Argument Is, You Moron"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Look, idiot, it&#8217;s clear to everyone here: you don&#8217;t know what an <i>ad hominem<\/i> argument is. We&#8217;ve tried to be polite about it on the assumption that someone as lead-brick thick as you deserves some slack, but c&#8217;mon.<\/p>\n<p>Let me see if I can explain this in teeny tiny words that you might understand, you giant cesspool of stupid. When you argue, you may want to say that the other guy&#8217;s wrong because of who he is or what he believes, and because you are a sucking chest wound disguised as a person you go ahead and do it. Someone says, &#8220;I don&#8217;t support the death penalty, because people are so often falsely convicted that you&#8217;re likely to kill an innocent man.&#8221; You, being a pudding-slurping three year old, trot out something like this:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Sure you&#8217;d say that. You&#8217;re a liberal.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>See that? That&#8217;s an <i>ad hominem<\/i> argument. You&#8217;re not saying why they&#8217;re wrong, just that they&#8217;re wrong because of who they are or what they believe.<\/p>\n<p>Then maybe the guy you&#8217;re arguing with replies:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;That&#8217;s a stupid argument, you idiot.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>See that? That is <i>not<\/i> an <i>ad hominem<\/i> argument, you towering genius of stupidity. An insult isn&#8217;t an <i>ad hominem<\/i> argument, and not just because it&#8217;s true in your case. If you&#8217;re not saying that the other guy is wrong because of who he is, it&#8217;s not <i>ad hominem<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>I know you don&#8217;t see the difference, since you&#8217;re ten pounds of stupid in a two-pound baggie. But maybe this will shame you into not screaming &#8220;<i>ad hominem<\/i>!&#8221; every time someone points out your myriad shortcomings.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not holding my breath, though, even though I&#8217;m downwind of you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Look, idiot, it&#8217;s clear to everyone here: you don&#8217;t know what an ad hominem argument is. We&#8217;ve tried to be polite about it on the assumption that someone as lead-brick thick as you deserves some slack, but c&#8217;mon. 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