{"id":2558,"date":"2009-03-11T09:24:25","date_gmt":"2009-03-11T14:24:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/?p=2558"},"modified":"2009-03-11T09:24:25","modified_gmt":"2009-03-11T14:24:25","slug":"i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-my-post","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=2558","title":{"rendered":"I Like My Coffee Like I Like My Post"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I like my coffee like I like my women: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.brainyquote.com\/quotes\/quotes\/e\/eddieizzar128865.html\">in a plastic cup<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>I like my coffee like I like my men: <a href=\"http:\/\/cgi.ebay.com\/I-LIKE-my-COFFEE-my-MEN-Rich-strong-HOT-TRAVEL-Mug-NEW_W0QQitemZ190292534665QQcmdZViewItemQQimsxZ20090310\">rich, strong, and hot<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>I like my coffee like I like my men: <a href=\"http:\/\/dannyman.toldme.com\/2004\/07\/19\/i-like-my-coffee\/\">tied up on the back of a mule led by Juan Valdez<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>I like my coffee like I like my exes: <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/akaMonty\/status\/1259725605\">finely ground and dark-roasted<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>I like my coffee like I like my emotional crises: <a href=\"http:\/\/zgoodword.com\/personal\/coffee\/#comment-228\">bittersweet<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>I like my coffee like I like my comedy: <a href=\"http:\/\/chrisharcum.blogspot.com\/2009\/01\/25-random-things.html\">black and full-flavored<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>I like my coffee like I like my hair: <a href=\"http:\/\/love-and-mascara.deviantart.com\/\">black and in excess<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>I like my coffee like I like my workplaces: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.yelp.com\/biz\/starbucks-coffee-san-diego-109#hrid:TOurb59aGpq2MasPLWzw0g\">cold and corporate<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>I like my coffee like I like my news: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailyshow.com\/video\/index.jhtml?videoId=220510&#038;title=basic-cable-personality-clash\">white and bitter<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>I like my coffee like I like my first person shooters: <a href=\"http:\/\/wiki.wegame.com\/Bioshock_Plasmids\/#8\">covered in bees<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I like my coffee like I like my women: in a plastic cup. I like my coffee like I like my men: rich, strong, and hot. I like my coffee like I like my men: tied up on the back of a mule led by Juan Valdez. I like my coffee like I like my &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=2558\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">I Like My Coffee Like I Like My Post<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2558","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2558","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2558"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2558\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2560,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2558\/revisions\/2560"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2558"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2558"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2558"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}