{"id":2821,"date":"2009-04-30T14:03:13","date_gmt":"2009-04-30T19:03:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/?p=2821"},"modified":"2009-04-30T14:03:13","modified_gmt":"2009-04-30T19:03:13","slug":"twilight-in-one-sentence","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=2821","title":{"rendered":"Stephen, Now That You’ve Read the Twilight Novels, Can You Sum Them Up In One Sentence?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Vampires and werewolves tell Bella how astoundingly special she is, and Bella in turn faints a lot.<\/p>\n

Mind you, I’ve still got a giant chunk of the last novel to go through, and the series as a whole has an OH JOHN RINGO NO vibe that’s only getting worse. We’ll see how I feel at the end.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Vampires and werewolves tell Bella how astoundingly special she is, and Bella in turn faints a lot. Mind you, I’ve still got a giant chunk of the last novel to go through, and the series as a whole has an OH JOHN RINGO NO vibe that’s only getting worse. We’ll see how I feel at … Continue reading Stephen, Now That You’ve Read the Twilight Novels, Can You Sum Them Up In One Sentence?<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2821","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t