{"id":284,"date":"2006-04-24T22:00:50","date_gmt":"2006-04-25T03:00:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/2006\/04\/24\/i-have-forced-rachel-to-join-the-masses\/"},"modified":"2006-04-24T23:23:36","modified_gmt":"2006-04-25T04:23:36","slug":"i-have-forced-rachel-to-join-the-masses","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=284","title":{"rendered":"I Have Forced Rachel to Join the Masses"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Rachel and I just finished watching <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0112130\/\">Pride and Prejudice<\/a> and I am happy to report to all that she is now just as in love with Colin Firth as the rest of us ladies.<\/p>\n<p>She left here curtsying and declaring that she had a simply delightful time in our esteemed company.<\/p>\n<p>Next up: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0243155\/\">Bridget Jones&#8217;s Diary<\/a>. I may well never get her off my couch after that one!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Rachel and I just finished watching Pride and Prejudice and I am happy to report to all that she is now just as in love with Colin Firth as the rest of us ladies. She left here curtsying and declaring that she had a simply delightful time in our esteemed company. Next up: Bridget Jones&#8217;s &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=284\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">I Have Forced Rachel to Join the Masses<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-284","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/284","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=284"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/284\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=284"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=284"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=284"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}