{"id":296,"date":"2006-05-03T20:32:57","date_gmt":"2006-05-04T01:32:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/2006\/05\/03\/things-eli-said-to-me-tonight\/"},"modified":"2006-05-03T20:35:53","modified_gmt":"2006-05-04T01:35:53","slug":"things-eli-said-to-me-tonight","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=296","title":{"rendered":"Things Eli Said To Me Tonight"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>I need more risotto.<\/li>\n<li>Go play piano and peeps in my room! Come on, daddy!<\/li>\n<li>No. <i>I<\/i> hold peep.<\/li>\n<li>I need watch Eli and Daddy!<\/li>\n<li>No. <i>I<\/i> hold germ.<\/li>\n<li>I play a Gruffalo. No, I play Elmo. I needa play Big Bird. Okay, Big Bird.<\/li>\n<li>No, <i>I<\/i> hold coins. I hold coins! I HOLD COINS! &#8230;please.<\/li>\n<li>This is a shark. It swims inna ocean.<\/li>\n<li><i>Libro<\/i> means book. In Spanish.<\/li>\n<li>Oh no! Eli and Daddy peep fall down go boom!<\/li>\n<li>There&#8217;s a planet with a ring! There anonner planet with a ring! There a alien! Oh! What&#8217;s that? Oh, that&#8217;s Spider-man.<\/li>\n<li>I love you too, Daddy.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I need more risotto. Go play piano and peeps in my room! Come on, daddy! No. I hold peep. I need watch Eli and Daddy! No. I hold germ. I play a Gruffalo. No, I play Elmo. I needa play Big Bird. Okay, Big Bird. No, I hold coins. I hold coins! I HOLD COINS! &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=296\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Things Eli Said To Me Tonight<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-296","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/296","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=296"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/296\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=296"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=296"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=296"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}