{"id":2987,"date":"2009-06-10T13:05:18","date_gmt":"2009-06-10T18:05:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/?p=2987"},"modified":"2009-06-10T13:05:18","modified_gmt":"2009-06-10T18:05:18","slug":"the-360-is-better-than-cats","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=2987","title":{"rendered":"The 360 is Better Than Cats<\/i>"},"content":{"rendered":"

Look what I got!<\/p>\n

\n\"An\n<\/div>\n

That’s right, thanks to Misty’s gift, I’ve leapt into the future of 2005. Finally I can play Bioshock<\/i> on my TV, like God intended.<\/p>\n

What’s that, Xbox 360? What do you mean, an interloper?<\/p>\n

\n\"A\n<\/div>\n

Oh, him? First-generation Xbox? He’s harmless. I mean, it’s not like he’s really any threat to someone like you, with your —<\/p>\n

\n\"A\n<\/div>\n

Kill it? No! That’s crazy talk! That Xbox has served us faithfully. I’m going to send him to a farm in upstate New York, where he can frolic in the fields and —<\/p>\n

\n\"A\n<\/div>\n

I won’t do it! I won’t!<\/p>\n

\n\"Glaring\n<\/div>\n
\n\"A\n<\/div>\n

Oh, well. It had to be done.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Look what I got! That’s right, thanks to Misty’s gift, I’ve leapt into the future of 2005. Finally I can play Bioshock on my TV, like God intended. What’s that, Xbox 360? What do you mean, an interloper? Oh, him? First-generation Xbox? He’s harmless. I mean, it’s not like he’s really any threat to someone … Continue reading The 360 is Better Than Cats<\/i><\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2987","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t