{"id":302,"date":"2006-05-08T19:54:02","date_gmt":"2006-05-09T00:54:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/2006\/05\/08\/on-the-couch\/"},"modified":"2006-05-08T19:54:44","modified_gmt":"2006-05-09T00:54:44","slug":"on-the-couch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=302","title":{"rendered":"On the Couch"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We are continuing our practice of <a href=\"\/2006\/01\/04\/punishment\/\">sending Eli to the couch in his room<\/a> as punishment. We leave him in there for a few minutes before going in, explaining again why he was sent to his couch, and setting him free. We ask him if he knows why he&#8217;s on his couch, and a lot of times he can tell us. &#8220;No more jumping on the bed.&#8221; If he can&#8217;t, we remind him before letting him get up.<\/p>\n<p>Recently I sent him to his couch for some infraction like throwing his toys around or forgetting how traffic flows at a four-way stop. 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