{"id":3049,"date":"2009-06-23T09:11:07","date_gmt":"2009-06-23T14:11:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/?p=3049"},"modified":"2009-06-23T09:11:07","modified_gmt":"2009-06-23T14:11:07","slug":"me-versus-the-big-daddy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=3049","title":{"rendered":"Me Versus the Big Daddy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is a Big Daddy, from the game Bioshock.<\/p>\n<div class=\"centerimage\">\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/granades.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/big-daddy-little-sister-from-bioshock.jpg\" alt=\"A picture of a Big Daddy and a Little Sister from Bioshock.\" title=\"He&#039;d make one hell of a dentist.\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" class=\"size-full wp-image-3051\" srcset=\"https:\/\/granades.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/big-daddy-little-sister-from-bioshock.jpg 500w, https:\/\/granades.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/big-daddy-little-sister-from-bioshock-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/>\n<\/div>\n<p>He protects the Little Sisters &#8212; mutated girls who have a certain resource you need in the game. You can see one to the right of him.<\/p>\n<p>And here&#8217;s what it looks like when I try to fight him! Caution: this video contains scenes of violence, gore, and piss-poor gameplay.<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"560\" height=\"340\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/N6vKvBDNQE4&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1&#038;\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/N6vKvBDNQE4&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1&#038;\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"560\" height=\"340\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know who bonzot, creator of the video, is, but my heart goes out to him. I, too, suck at dispatching Big Daddies.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is a Big Daddy, from the game Bioshock. He protects the Little Sisters &#8212; mutated girls who have a certain resource you need in the game. You can see one to the right of him. And here&#8217;s what it looks like when I try to fight him! Caution: this video contains scenes of violence, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=3049\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Me Versus the Big Daddy<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3049","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3049","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3049"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3049\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3053,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3049\/revisions\/3053"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3049"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3049"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3049"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}