{"id":3110,"date":"2009-07-20T13:43:04","date_gmt":"2009-07-20T18:43:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/?p=3110"},"modified":"2009-07-20T13:43:04","modified_gmt":"2009-07-20T18:43:04","slug":"gun-sold-separately","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=3110","title":{"rendered":"Gun Sold Separately"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We were in Kroger at midnight picking up supplies for tomorrow&#8217;s breakfast when my friend Jess saw the following on an endcap:<\/p>\n<div class=\"centerimage\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/granades.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/oldyeller.jpg\" alt=\"Old Yeller dog food\" title=\"Travis&#039;s gun not shown\" width=\"500\" height=\"492\" class=\"size-full wp-image-3111\" srcset=\"https:\/\/granades.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/oldyeller.jpg 500w, https:\/\/granades.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/oldyeller-300x295.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/div>\n<p>Now, it&#8217;s been a while since I&#8217;ve owned a dog, but given what happens in the story, would you really want to feed this to your beloved pet?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We were in Kroger at midnight picking up supplies for tomorrow&#8217;s breakfast when my friend Jess saw the following on an endcap: Now, it&#8217;s been a while since I&#8217;ve owned a dog, but given what happens in the story, would you really want to feed this to your beloved pet?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3110","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3110","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3110"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3110\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3113,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3110\/revisions\/3113"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3110"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3110"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3110"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}