{"id":322,"date":"2006-06-08T07:54:40","date_gmt":"2006-06-08T12:54:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/2006\/06\/08\/it-all-makes-a-scary-kind-of-sense-now\/"},"modified":"2006-06-08T07:54:40","modified_gmt":"2006-06-08T12:54:40","slug":"it-all-makes-a-scary-kind-of-sense-now","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=322","title":{"rendered":"It All Makes a Scary Kind of Sense Now"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We have <a href=\"http:\/\/www.haveamint.com\/\">Mint<\/a> installed on our server. Mostly because once <a href=\"http:\/\/gfmorris.net\/\">Geof<\/a> showed it to me I couldn&#8217;t look away. So I get a kick out of reading what people search for and how they find our site.<\/p>\n<p>I have noticed a disturbing number of searches looking for Misty May (the Olympic volleyball player) and finding well, me. So today I decided to check it out. I clicked on the search that people are running over at <a href=\"http:\/\/search.msn.com\/results.aspx?q=MISTY%20MAY&#038;first=41&#038;FORM=PORE\">MSN.com.<\/a> The combination of Misty and May and Photos gets me into sixth place on their search engine! <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m guessing the masses of teenage boys are a wee bit surprised when they get here and find only pictures of my kid. <\/p>\n<p>So welcome to all you Misty May fans! You will not find any naked photos of her here but if you decide you want to read a few posts by a thirty-something couple living in Northern Alabama with a very precocious two-year old, this Misty site is for you!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We have Mint installed on our server. Mostly because once Geof showed it to me I couldn&#8217;t look away. So I get a kick out of reading what people search for and how they find our site. I have noticed a disturbing number of searches looking for Misty May (the Olympic volleyball player) and finding &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=322\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">It All Makes a Scary Kind of Sense Now<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-322","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/322","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=322"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/322\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=322"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=322"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=322"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}