{"id":3255,"date":"2009-08-29T19:29:45","date_gmt":"2009-08-30T00:29:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/?p=3255"},"modified":"2009-08-29T19:29:45","modified_gmt":"2009-08-30T00:29:45","slug":"its-my-birthday-go-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=3255","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s My Birthday! Go Me!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Happy birthday to me!<br \/>\nHappy birthday to me!<br \/>\nI got a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.prototypegame.com\/\">new videogame<\/a> that lets me drop-kick APCs before killing all of my enemies with fleshy tentacles that erupt from my back<br \/>\nHappy birthday to me!<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve been offline most of today, and I don&#8217;t see that really changing this evening when I&#8217;ve got <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Z_tiEHbHxOc\">videogame parkour<\/a> to do. See you on Monday.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happy birthday to me! Happy birthday to me! I got a new videogame that lets me drop-kick APCs before killing all of my enemies with fleshy tentacles that erupt from my back Happy birthday to me! I&#8217;ve been offline most of today, and I don&#8217;t see that really changing this evening when I&#8217;ve got videogame &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=3255\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">It&#8217;s My Birthday! Go Me!<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3255","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3255","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3255"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3255\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3256,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3255\/revisions\/3256"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3255"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3255"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3255"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}