{"id":3255,"date":"2009-08-29T19:29:45","date_gmt":"2009-08-30T00:29:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/?p=3255"},"modified":"2009-08-29T19:29:45","modified_gmt":"2009-08-30T00:29:45","slug":"its-my-birthday-go-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=3255","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s My Birthday! Go Me!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Happy birthday to me!<br \/>\nHappy birthday to me!<br \/>\nI got a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.prototypegame.com\/\">new videogame<\/a> that lets me drop-kick APCs before killing all of my enemies with fleshy tentacles that erupt from my back<br \/>\nHappy birthday to me!<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve been offline most of today, and I don&#8217;t see that really changing this evening when I&#8217;ve got <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Z_tiEHbHxOc\">videogame parkour<\/a> to do. See you on Monday.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happy birthday to me! Happy birthday to me! 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