{"id":3380,"date":"2009-10-21T12:20:11","date_gmt":"2009-10-21T17:20:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/?p=3380"},"modified":"2009-10-21T12:20:11","modified_gmt":"2009-10-21T17:20:11","slug":"should-we-really-be-fighting-a-three-front-war","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=3380","title":{"rendered":"Should We Really Be Fighting a Three-Front War?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>First, we <a href=\"http:\/\/www.universetoday.com\/2008\/04\/10\/why-pluto-is-no-longer-a-planet\/\">de-planeted Pluto<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Then we <a href=\"http:\/\/science.nasa.gov\/headlines\/y2009\/05oct_lcrossvg.htm\">bombed the moon<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Yesterday, one of the space scientists who helped find water on the moon <a href=\"http:\/\/spacefellowship.com\/2009\/10\/20\/lro-chandrayaan-1-scientist-arrested-for-espionage\/\">was arrested for espionage<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>This can only mean one thing: SPACE WAR. Now we can try to guess what our next target will be. Mars? That annoyingly smug Mercury? <a href=\"http:\/\/everything2.com\/title\/All+these+worlds+are+yours+except+Europa.+Attempt+no+landings+there.\">Europa<\/a>?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>First, we de-planeted Pluto. Then we bombed the moon. Yesterday, one of the space scientists who helped find water on the moon was arrested for espionage. This can only mean one thing: SPACE WAR. Now we can try to guess what our next target will be. Mars? That annoyingly smug Mercury? Europa?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3380","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3380","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3380"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3380\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3381,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3380\/revisions\/3381"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3380"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3380"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3380"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}