{"id":3395,"date":"2009-10-27T12:55:27","date_gmt":"2009-10-27T17:55:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/?p=3395"},"modified":"2009-10-27T12:57:21","modified_gmt":"2009-10-27T17:57:21","slug":"todays-non-news-news-headline","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=3395","title":{"rendered":"Today&#8217;s Non-News News Headline"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Courtesy of MSNBC: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.msnbc.msn.com\/id\/33451720\/ns\/entertainment-celebrities\/\">&#8220;In reality, some stage parents are very scary&#8221;<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.vh1.com\/shows\/i_know_my_kids_a_star\/series.jhtml\">You<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Rose_Thompson_Hovick\">don&#8217;t<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/guanabee.com\/2008\/03\/our-top-ten-most-heinous-stage-parents-will-have-you-posing-naked-for-coke-money-in-no-time\">say<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>This bit of hyperventilation brought to you by the Balloon Boy incident, which <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=%22balloon+boy%22+site%3Amsnbc.msn.com\">MSNBC covered extensively<\/a>. I can&#8217;t imagine why parents think these kinds of stunts will result in publicity.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Courtesy of MSNBC: &#8220;In reality, some stage parents are very scary&#8221;. You don&#8217;t say. This bit of hyperventilation brought to you by the Balloon Boy incident, which MSNBC covered extensively. I can&#8217;t imagine why parents think these kinds of stunts will result in publicity.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3395","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3395","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3395"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3395\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3397,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3395\/revisions\/3397"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3395"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3395"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3395"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}