{"id":3395,"date":"2009-10-27T12:55:27","date_gmt":"2009-10-27T17:55:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/?p=3395"},"modified":"2009-10-27T12:57:21","modified_gmt":"2009-10-27T17:57:21","slug":"todays-non-news-news-headline","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=3395","title":{"rendered":"Today’s Non-News News Headline"},"content":{"rendered":"

Courtesy of MSNBC: “In reality, some stage parents are very scary”<\/a>.<\/p>\n

You<\/a> don’t<\/a> say<\/a>.<\/p>\n

This bit of hyperventilation brought to you by the Balloon Boy incident, which MSNBC covered extensively<\/a>. I can’t imagine why parents think these kinds of stunts will result in publicity.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Courtesy of MSNBC: “In reality, some stage parents are very scary”. You don’t say. This bit of hyperventilation brought to you by the Balloon Boy incident, which MSNBC covered extensively. I can’t imagine why parents think these kinds of stunts will result in publicity.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3395","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t