{"id":343,"date":"2006-06-22T08:58:02","date_gmt":"2006-06-22T13:58:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/2006\/06\/22\/conversation-over-breakfast-geof-dont-read-this\/"},"modified":"2006-06-22T08:58:02","modified_gmt":"2006-06-22T13:58:02","slug":"conversation-over-breakfast-geof-dont-read-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=343","title":{"rendered":"Conversation over Breakfast (Geof – Don’t Read This!)"},"content":{"rendered":"

“Mom?”<\/p>\n

“Yeah?”<\/p>\n

“Sssssssss”<\/p>\n

“?”<\/p>\n

“Mom there’s a s-s-snake in my muffin!”<\/p>\n

“What?!!?”<\/p>\n

“Yeah, Mom. It’s a muffin snake. But there’s not one here right now. (Long pause with much over-the-shoulder glancing.) Look he’s over there!”<\/p>\n

“Well. Thank goodness he’s not eating your muffin.”<\/p>\n

“Yeah, Mom.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

“Mom?” “Yeah?” “Sssssssss” “?” “Mom there’s a s-s-snake in my muffin!” “What?!!?” “Yeah, Mom. It’s a muffin snake. But there’s not one here right now. (Long pause with much over-the-shoulder glancing.) Look he’s over there!” “Well. Thank goodness he’s not eating your muffin.” “Yeah, Mom.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-343","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/343","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=343"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/343\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=343"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=343"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=343"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}