“Mom?”<\/p>\n
“Yeah?”<\/p>\n
“Sssssssss”<\/p>\n
“?”<\/p>\n
“Mom there’s a s-s-snake in my muffin!”<\/p>\n
“What?!!?”<\/p>\n
“Yeah, Mom. It’s a muffin snake. But there’s not one here right now. (Long pause with much over-the-shoulder glancing.) Look he’s over there!”<\/p>\n
“Well. Thank goodness he’s not eating your muffin.”<\/p>\n
“Yeah, Mom.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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