{"id":353,"date":"2006-07-04T19:37:14","date_gmt":"2006-07-05T00:37:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/2006\/07\/04\/those-who-dont-learn-from-pink-dumbbells\/"},"modified":"2006-07-04T19:37:14","modified_gmt":"2006-07-05T00:37:14","slug":"those-who-dont-learn-from-pink-dumbbells","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=353","title":{"rendered":"Those Who Don&#8217;t Learn From Pink Dumbbells"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today Eli was dancing around happily while I read. He stepped on a sheet of paper, slipped, and fell, his head bouncing off of the hardwood floor.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not saying my kid is clumsy, necessarily. I <i>am<\/i> saying that, now when he trips or falls, he says, &#8220;I&#8217;m okay!&#8221; because we&#8217;ve asked him so many times, &#8220;Are you okay?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today Eli was dancing around happily while I read. He stepped on a sheet of paper, slipped, and fell, his head bouncing off of the hardwood floor. I&#8217;m not saying my kid is clumsy, necessarily. I am saying that, now when he trips or falls, he says, &#8220;I&#8217;m okay!&#8221; because we&#8217;ve asked him so many &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=353\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Those Who Don&#8217;t Learn From Pink Dumbbells<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-353","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/353","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=353"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/353\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=353"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=353"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=353"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}