{"id":3591,"date":"2010-01-20T17:23:02","date_gmt":"2010-01-20T17:23:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/?p=3591"},"modified":"2010-01-20T17:23:02","modified_gmt":"2010-01-20T17:23:02","slug":"everything-is-different-now","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=3591","title":{"rendered":"Everything is Different Now"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As usual we spent our Christmas vacation in Arkansas. You may recall that Liza had her first milkshake last year in Arkansas. Her reaction?<\/p>\n<div class=\"centerimage\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/granades.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/milkdrunkliza.jpg\" alt=\"Liza, tired yet still drinking on her milkshake\" title=\"She&#039;s like a tiny wino\" width=\"300\" height=\"400\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2275\" srcset=\"https:\/\/granades.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/milkdrunkliza.jpg 300w, https:\/\/granades.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/milkdrunkliza-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/div>\n<p>We didn&#8217;t go back to the Purple Cow, but we did go to Cheeburger Cheeburger, another retro diner that serves milkshakes. What was Liza&#8217;s reaction this year?<\/p>\n<div class=\"centerimage\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/granades.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/liza-loves-milkshakes.jpg\" alt=\"Liza still loves milkshakes\" title=\"Don&#039;t try to take it. She&#039;ll cut you.\" width=\"300\" height=\"400\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3592\" srcset=\"https:\/\/granades.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/liza-loves-milkshakes.jpg 300w, https:\/\/granades.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/liza-loves-milkshakes-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/div>\n<p>At least Eli did different things this year.<\/p>\n<div class=\"centerimage\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/granades.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/eli-loves-dog-cages.jpg\" alt=\"Eli in a dog cage\" title=\"The countdown to an internet drive-by moming begins now...\" width=\"300\" height=\"400\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3594\" srcset=\"https:\/\/granades.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/eli-loves-dog-cages.jpg 300w, https:\/\/granades.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/eli-loves-dog-cages-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/div>\n<p>I hope your holiday season was full of exciting new experiences as well!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As usual we spent our Christmas vacation in Arkansas. You may recall that Liza had her first milkshake last year in Arkansas. Her reaction? We didn&#8217;t go back to the Purple Cow, but we did go to Cheeburger Cheeburger, another retro diner that serves milkshakes. What was Liza&#8217;s reaction this year? At least Eli did &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=3591\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Everything is Different Now<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3591","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3591","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3591"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3591\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3596,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3591\/revisions\/3596"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3591"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3591"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3591"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}