{"id":3795,"date":"2010-04-11T20:15:20","date_gmt":"2010-04-11T20:15:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/?p=3795"},"modified":"2010-04-11T20:15:20","modified_gmt":"2010-04-11T20:15:20","slug":"eli-loves-technology-while-liza-gets-specific","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=3795","title":{"rendered":"Eli Loves Technology, while Liza Gets Specific"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve joked before that Eli is a child of technology. For instance, he doesn&#8217;t understand why only some TVs can serve up hot and cold running Imagination Movers. He does read books, but he views even that activity in a computerized light. He was engrossed in a book one morning, and I had to tell him, &#8220;Eli, it&#8217;s time to go to school. Put up your book.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Okay,&#8221; he said, putting it down while open, creasing the spine and making certain breeds of book-collectors wince. &#8220;I&#8217;ve paused my book.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>On Monday <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gfmorris.com\/\">Geof<\/a> visited and brought his new iPad. He was brave enough to let Eli play with it, and in minutes he was selecting pictures, zooming in on them and panning like a high-speed Ken Burns, before he discovered he could play Bejeweled on the iPad. I&#8217;d heard people joke that the iPad interface was simple enough for a child to use; now I&#8217;ve seen that that&#8217;s true. I guess that&#8217;s why Geof bought on. Ha, zing! Take that, Mac-lover!<\/p>\n<p>Liza is doing well, though she&#8217;s going through a spell of night terrors. We&#8217;ll hear her knock on the wall, and when we go in she&#8217;s crying and whimpering. Thankfully she settles down quickly.<\/p>\n<p>She&#8217;s reached the first age of defiance, which I understand should last until she&#8217;s 90 or so. She&#8217;ll ask Misty a question, like &#8220;Where are we going?&#8221; If I say, &#8220;We&#8217;re going to Ari&#8217;s house,&#8221; she&#8217;ll say, &#8220;Nooooo, dad, I&#8217;m asking <i>mom<\/i>. Mom, where are we going?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>That bothered me for a while until Misty told me what Liza said while I was at work. &#8220;I miss dad,&#8221; she said. &#8220;When I&#8217;m scared he makes me feel better.&#8221; So I can&#8217;t provide information, but I can make people feel better.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve joked before that Eli is a child of technology. For instance, he doesn&#8217;t understand why only some TVs can serve up hot and cold running Imagination Movers. He does read books, but he views even that activity in a computerized light. He was engrossed in a book one morning, and I had to tell &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=3795\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Eli Loves Technology, while Liza Gets Specific<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3795","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3795","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3795"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3795\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3796,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3795\/revisions\/3796"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3795"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3795"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3795"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}