{"id":3842,"date":"2010-05-04T20:14:18","date_gmt":"2010-05-04T20:14:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/?p=3842"},"modified":"2010-05-04T20:14:18","modified_gmt":"2010-05-04T20:14:18","slug":"amigurumi-adipose-alien","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=3842","title":{"rendered":"Amigurumi Adipose Alien"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Misty has taken up crocheting, because she collects crafting habits the way I pick up hobbies. She&#8217;s been making various <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Amigurumi\">amigurumi<\/a> animals and such, which is how Eli and Liza ended up with <a href=\"https:\/\/granades.com\/wordpress\/2010\/04\/26\/two-weeks-of-crochet\/\">a ladybug and an alien<\/a>. Now I&#8217;ve gotten one!<\/p>\n<div class=\"centerimage\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/granades.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/doctor-who-adipose-alien.jpg\" alt=\"A baby Adipose alien from Doctor Who\" title=\"Who&#039;s a cute baby blob of fat? You are! You are!\" width=\"204\" height=\"197\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3843\" \/><\/div>\n<p>Meet the Adipose. This little guy is an alien baby made up of fat cells. He showed up in a Doctor Who episode. Anything that cute-but-disgusting is just begging to be turned into a toy via a Japanese artform, right?<\/p>\n<div class=\"centerimage\"><a href=\"https:\/\/granades.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/amigurumi-adipose-alien.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/granades.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/amigurumi-adipose-alien.jpg\" alt=\"A crochet version of a Doctor Who baby adipose alien\" title=\"His fat has been replaced by yarn. And love.\" width=\"500\" height=\"454\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3845\" srcset=\"https:\/\/granades.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/amigurumi-adipose-alien.jpg 500w, https:\/\/granades.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/amigurumi-adipose-alien-300x272.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Look at that guy! He&#8217;s so full of joy de vivre and stuffing! Right now he lives on my desk at work, where he can creep out my co-workers, but I don&#8217;t know if I&#8217;ll be able to keep him. Certain other people in our household have been begging to know if they can have &#8220;fat baby&#8221;.<\/p>\n<div class=\"centerimage\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/granades.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/eli-and-liza-and-the-baby-adipose-alien.jpg\" alt=\"Eli and Liza love on the adipose alien\" title=\"I will hug him and squeeze him and EW HE&#039;S MADE OF FAT\" width=\"333\" height=\"500\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3847\" srcset=\"https:\/\/granades.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/eli-and-liza-and-the-baby-adipose-alien.jpg 333w, https:\/\/granades.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/eli-and-liza-and-the-baby-adipose-alien-199x300.jpg 199w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 333px) 100vw, 333px\" \/><\/div>\n<p>(Fat baby pattern courtesy of <a href=\"http:\/\/community.livejournal.com\/starrs_crodream\/13453.html\">Jennifer Christensen<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Misty has taken up crocheting, because she collects crafting habits the way I pick up hobbies. She&#8217;s been making various amigurumi animals and such, which is how Eli and Liza ended up with a ladybug and an alien. Now I&#8217;ve gotten one! Meet the Adipose. This little guy is an alien baby made up of &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=3842\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Amigurumi Adipose Alien<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3842","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3842","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3842"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3842\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3849,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3842\/revisions\/3849"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3842"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3842"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3842"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}