{"id":3892,"date":"2010-05-25T12:56:16","date_gmt":"2010-05-25T12:56:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/?p=3892"},"modified":"2010-05-25T12:56:16","modified_gmt":"2010-05-25T12:56:16","slug":"the-light-the-light","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=3892","title":{"rendered":"The Light! The Light!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We live near the eastern edge of the US&#8217;s Central Time Zone, which means we get light earlier in the morning. I&#8217;m sure it has something to do with relativity and perhaps warp drives. The upshot is that, in the summer, sunrise occurs at 5:30 in the morning.<\/p>\n<p>Eli and Liza care nothing for arbitrary time zones. They&#8217;re on local solar time. When the sun rises, they get up. I know some of you don&#8217;t have children, so let me put this in a more familiar context for you.<\/p>\n<h4>Wandering Toddler Table<\/h4>\n<p>Before going to bed, roll percentage dice and consult this table to determine what encounter you will have in the early morning.<\/p>\n<style type=\"text\/css\">\ntable.encounter {\n\tborder-width: 1px;\n\tborder-spacing: 2px;\n\tborder-style: outset;\n\tborder-color: black;\n\tborder-collapse: collapse;\n}\ntable.encounter th {\n\tborder-width: 1px;\n\tpadding: 4px;\n\tborder-style: solid;\n\tborder-color: black;\n\tfont-weight: bold;\n}\ntable.encounter td {\n\tborder-width: 1px;\n\tpadding: 4px;\n\tborder-style: solid;\n\tborder-color: black;\n}\n<\/style>\n<table class=\"encounter\">\n<tr>\n<th>d%<\/th>\n<th>Encounter<\/th>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>01-20<\/td>\n<td>At 6:00 Eli comes in to show you his latest Lego creation before going back to his room. You are Awake; saving throw before your 6:20 alarm ends.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>21-40<\/td>\n<td>Liza knocks on the wall to let you know she&#8217;s awake. Pass a DC 15 Bluff or Intimidation skill check to convince her to go back to sleep for a while.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>41-60<\/td>\n<td>Eli gets up and goes to the bathroom. When he returns to his room, he shuts his door loudly and wakes you up. You are Awake; save ends.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>61-80<\/td>\n<td>Eli pads quietly into your room multiple times. Each time he walks in, pauses, and then leaves. Each time you wake up. The fourth time, when you ask him what he&#8217;s doing, he says, &#8220;I&#8217;m seeing what time it is on <i>your<\/i> clock.&#8221;<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>81-90<\/td>\n<td>You wake up to discover that Eli is staring at you in a very &#8220;Children of the Corn&#8221; manner. Suffer a surprise round, during which Eli will say, &#8220;Dad. Dad. Dad. Are you awake?&#8221;<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>91-99<\/td>\n<td>Eli gets up and goes to the bathroom. When he returns to his room, he shuts his door loudly and wakes <i>Liza<\/i> up. Liza begins knocking on the wall. You are Awake; no saving throw permitted.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>00<\/td>\n<td>The sun goes supernova. You&#8217;re dead, but at least you got your sleep.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We live near the eastern edge of the US&#8217;s Central Time Zone, which means we get light earlier in the morning. I&#8217;m sure it has something to do with relativity and perhaps warp drives. The upshot is that, in the summer, sunrise occurs at 5:30 in the morning. Eli and Liza care nothing for arbitrary &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=3892\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The Light! 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