{"id":409,"date":"2006-08-03T11:18:44","date_gmt":"2006-08-03T16:18:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/2006\/08\/03\/project-runway-haikus\/"},"modified":"2006-08-03T13:24:08","modified_gmt":"2006-08-03T18:24:08","slug":"project-runway-haikus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=409","title":{"rendered":"Project Runway Haikus"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It is possible that, <a href=\"https:\/\/granades.com\/wordpress\/2006\/07\/29\/my-secret-obsession\/\">like Misty<\/a>, I am addicted to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bravotv.com\/Project_Runway\/\">Project Runway<\/a>. There&#8217;s something about the reality TV format coupled with the contestants actually doing something creative that I find utterly fascinating.<\/p>\n<p>It is also possible that, in the throes of this affliction, my fevered brain has tossed off doggerel Project Runway haikus. Flee! Flee! And if you don&#8217;t flee, know that here there be spoilers.<\/p>\n<p><i>Angela&#8217;s team won???<br \/>\nWhy is she still on the show?<br \/>\nThat shit&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/mybedazzler.com\/\">Bedazzled<\/a>.<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Here&#8217;s a little tip.<br \/>\nIgnore it at your peril.<br \/>\n<b>Listen to Tim Gunn<\/b>.<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Vera Wang&#8217;s a judge?<br \/>\nJudging quality has dropped.<br \/>\nCome back, Michael Kors!<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Laura and Michael<br \/>\nwork very well together.<br \/>\nBoy, that surprised me.<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Keith has shown us all<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s okay to be an ass<br \/>\nbut don&#8217;t ever cheat.<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It is possible that, like Misty, I am addicted to Project Runway. There&#8217;s something about the reality TV format coupled with the contestants actually doing something creative that I find utterly fascinating. It is also possible that, in the throes of this affliction, my fevered brain has tossed off doggerel Project Runway haikus. Flee! Flee! &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=409\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Project Runway Haikus<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-409","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/409","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=409"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/409\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=409"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=409"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=409"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}