{"id":409,"date":"2006-08-03T11:18:44","date_gmt":"2006-08-03T16:18:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/2006\/08\/03\/project-runway-haikus\/"},"modified":"2006-08-03T13:24:08","modified_gmt":"2006-08-03T18:24:08","slug":"project-runway-haikus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=409","title":{"rendered":"Project Runway Haikus"},"content":{"rendered":"

It is possible that, like Misty<\/a>, I am addicted to Project Runway<\/a>. There’s something about the reality TV format coupled with the contestants actually doing something creative that I find utterly fascinating.<\/p>\n

It is also possible that, in the throes of this affliction, my fevered brain has tossed off doggerel Project Runway haikus. Flee! Flee! And if you don’t flee, know that here there be spoilers.<\/p>\n

Angela’s team won???
\nWhy is she still on the show?
\nThat shit’s Bedazzled<\/a>.<\/i><\/p>\n

Here’s a little tip.
\nIgnore it at your peril.
\nListen to Tim Gunn<\/b>.<\/i><\/p>\n

Vera Wang’s a judge?
\nJudging quality has dropped.
\nCome back, Michael Kors!<\/i><\/p>\n

Laura and Michael
\nwork very well together.
\nBoy, that surprised me.<\/i><\/p>\n

Keith has shown us all
\nIt’s okay to be an ass
\nbut don’t ever cheat.<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

It is possible that, like Misty, I am addicted to Project Runway. There’s something about the reality TV format coupled with the contestants actually doing something creative that I find utterly fascinating. It is also possible that, in the throes of this affliction, my fevered brain has tossed off doggerel Project Runway haikus. Flee! Flee! … Continue reading Project Runway Haikus<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-409","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t