{"id":412,"date":"2006-08-05T14:13:54","date_gmt":"2006-08-05T19:13:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/2006\/08\/05\/son-of-curses-you-opposable-thumbs\/"},"modified":"2006-08-05T15:25:16","modified_gmt":"2006-08-05T20:25:16","slug":"son-of-curses-you-opposable-thumbs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=412","title":{"rendered":"Son of Curse You, Opposable Thumbs!"},"content":{"rendered":"

We have reached the next stage of toddler evolution. Forget opening doors — now he can open the drawers and doors that have the kid-locks on them. He pulls them a little ways out, depresses the lock, and bing<\/i> he’s into the knives or medicine or flamethrowers. And those toddler-proof doorknob covers? Those worked for all of three days.<\/p>\n

This afternoon he crawled up onto Misty’s chair in front of her computer. “I play Cookie game<\/a>!” He then proceeded to play the games by himself<\/i>. He was a little slow on the mouse, but at the rate he’s learning I expect him to spank me at deathmatches in a week.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

We have reached the next stage of toddler evolution. Forget opening doors — now he can open the drawers and doors that have the kid-locks on them. He pulls them a little ways out, depresses the lock, and bing he’s into the knives or medicine or flamethrowers. And those toddler-proof doorknob covers? Those worked for … Continue reading Son of Curse You, Opposable Thumbs!<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-412","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/412","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=412"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/412\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=412"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=412"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=412"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}