{"id":419,"date":"2006-08-07T16:37:14","date_gmt":"2006-08-07T21:37:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/2006\/08\/07\/sick-eli\/"},"modified":"2006-08-07T16:37:14","modified_gmt":"2006-08-07T21:37:14","slug":"sick-eli","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=419","title":{"rendered":"Sick Eli"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Eli caught a cold sometime the end of last week and was sniffly and pitiful all weekend. So this is what this weekend looked like:<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image416\" src=\"https:\/\/granades.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/08\/couch.jpg\" alt=\"couch.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>with a side of this:<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image420\" src=\"https:\/\/granades.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/08\/pjs.jpg\" alt=\"pjs.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Today has been non-stop whine all day long. School starts one week from tomorrow. How many hours is it from now till then? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Eli caught a cold sometime the end of last week and was sniffly and pitiful all weekend. So this is what this weekend looked like: with a side of this: Today has been non-stop whine all day long. School starts one week from tomorrow. How many hours is it from now till then?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-419","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/419","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=419"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/419\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=419"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=419"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=419"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}