{"id":4215,"date":"2010-10-19T20:21:10","date_gmt":"2010-10-20T01:21:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/?p=4215"},"modified":"2010-10-19T20:21:10","modified_gmt":"2010-10-20T01:21:10","slug":"i-dont-see-hair","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=4215","title":{"rendered":"I Don&#8217;t See Hair"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t see hair.<\/p>\n<p>I mean, obviously I do see hair. It&#8217;s not like I&#8217;m blind; I&#8217;m just hair-blind. See, I don&#8217;t let someone&#8217;s hair affect my opinion of them. I don&#8217;t care if a person&#8217;s hair is black, white, or purple. It can be long or short, straight or curly or even tightly bunched. <\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s taken us a while, but I don&#8217;t believe anyone can deny that we live in a post-follicle world. True, in the bad old days of the 1960s or 1970s, people might yell, &#8220;Get a job, hippie!&#8221; if your hair was too long. They might even refer to young ladies as &#8220;nappy-headed hos&#8221; if their hair wasn&#8217;t properly straightened. But that was decades ago. Now people are free to do whatever they want to with their hair.<\/p>\n<p>Some people, however, cling to the past. They&#8217;re the ones shoving quotas down our throats. Why, in a company I used to work for, I heard the vice president crowing over filling a marketing position, or perhaps a secretarial one. &#8220;I hired a <i>ginger<\/i>!&#8221; he said. I shuddered to think of the company VP promoting someone obviously unqualified just because of the color of her hair.<\/p>\n<p>This practice is ubiquitous. The politically-correct mob has forced these kinds of hair-based quotas on everyone, from corporations to universities, to the detriment of those whom the quotas are meant to help. Growing up, before I began shaving my head, I thankfully had straight, light-brown hair. It&#8217;s so common as to be unremarkable, and I never had to wonder, &#8220;Did I get into university just because I&#8217;m brown-haired?&#8221; Imagine having kinky black hair and always having to wonder if you were only being rewarded because of your hair!<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s true that the PC zombies cry foul. &#8220;You can&#8217;t not see hair!&#8221; they say, and call you hairist for even claiming to be hair-blind. That&#8217;s nothing more than reverse discrimination. I take comfort in the words of Martin Luther King Jr.&#8217;s barber: &#8220;I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their hair but by the content of their relaxer.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I have taken his words to heart. I do not see hair. The truest way I know this is that, every morning, when I look in the mirror, <a href=\"http:\/\/madscientist.org.uk\/biopics\/sgranade.jpg\">I don&#8217;t see any hair on my head<\/a>. What a privilege that is.<\/p>\n<p>(Inspired in part by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.apexbookcompany.com\/2010\/10\/plucking-the-pc-parrots-in-the-genre-world\/\">this<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t see hair. I mean, obviously I do see hair. It&#8217;s not like I&#8217;m blind; I&#8217;m just hair-blind. See, I don&#8217;t let someone&#8217;s hair affect my opinion of them. I don&#8217;t care if a person&#8217;s hair is black, white, or purple. It can be long or short, straight or curly or even tightly bunched. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=4215\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">I Don&#8217;t See Hair<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4215","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4215","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4215"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4215\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4217,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4215\/revisions\/4217"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4215"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4215"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4215"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}