{"id":4271,"date":"2010-11-17T13:33:51","date_gmt":"2010-11-17T19:33:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/?p=4271"},"modified":"2010-11-17T13:33:51","modified_gmt":"2010-11-17T19:33:51","slug":"here-is-where-my-last-airbender-joke-would-go-if-i-could-think-of-one","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=4271","title":{"rendered":"Here is Where My &#8220;Last Airbender&#8221; Joke Would Go if I Could Think of One"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last night, before combining <i>The Last Airbender<\/i> with <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rifftrax.com\/rifftrax\/last-airbender\">Rifftrax<\/a>, I made the mistake of watching it without the sarcastic commentary. Surprise! It truly earned its 6% rating at Rotten Tomatoes. I was fascinated, though, with why it&#8217;s so eye-bleedingly bad.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s been a <a href=\"http:\/\/io9.com\/5111680\/avatar-casting-makes-fans-see-white\">lot of<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sfgate.com\/cgi-bin\/article.cgi?f=\/c\/a\/2009\/01\/28\/DDMU15ICE4.DTL\">discussion<\/a> about the whitewashed casting and how it undermined the setting established by the original Nickelodeon series. I will admit that I was taken aback by seeing a Fire Nation represented by actors of Indian, Maori, and Iranian descent, not to mention a notionally Inuit group of people represented by two very white actors. But leaving aside that giant misstep, the movie did a terrible job of condensing the original source material into a movie, in large part because it&#8217;s focused on the wrong thing.<\/p>\n<p>The movie is based on the first season of <i>Avatar: The Last Airbender<\/i>, a cartoon on Nickelodeon. That series&#8217; first season was over ten hours long. The movie runs a little over an hour and a half, yet attempts to fit all of the first season&#8217;s major plot points into that time.<\/p>\n<p>The result? A whole lot of stuff happens, a giant brownie of plot with dollops of exposition ice cream and topped with a glaze of voice-overs, but there&#8217;s little meaning to the action. To fit in all of the story, they had to dispense with character development.<\/p>\n<p>In the series, the main characters have time to grow and become fully-realized people. Aang comes to terms with being the Avatar; Katara learns to trust in her strength; Zuko learns who he is and what he truly values. This is the series&#8217; core, the real story being told. In the movie they&#8217;re ciphers, blown about by the winds of plot. <i>The Last Airbender<\/i> doesn&#8217;t even bother with common movie shorthand to signpost character growth, and skips any real banter and character interaction for poorly-staged and ill-paced action sequences.<\/p>\n<p>For my day job I write proposals and put presentations together to teach people about my company&#8217;s technology. A big part of my job is deciding what story I&#8217;m telling, and to whom, and what the most critical parts of that story are. Because of that I&#8217;ve gotten better at recognizing when a story is about more than the specific events of its plot. In focusing on cramming ten pounds of plot into a two-pound bag, Shyamalan lost sight of what <i>Avatar<\/i> was truly about.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night, before combining The Last Airbender with Rifftrax, I made the mistake of watching it without the sarcastic commentary. Surprise! It truly earned its 6% rating at Rotten Tomatoes. I was fascinated, though, with why it&#8217;s so eye-bleedingly bad. There&#8217;s been a lot of discussion about the whitewashed casting and how it undermined the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=4271\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Here is Where My &#8220;Last Airbender&#8221; Joke Would Go if I Could Think of One<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4271","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4271","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4271"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4271\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4275,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4271\/revisions\/4275"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4271"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4271"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4271"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}