{"id":438,"date":"2006-08-17T20:23:52","date_gmt":"2006-08-18T01:23:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/2006\/08\/17\/perhaps-spinal-tap-will-change-his-mind\/"},"modified":"2006-08-17T20:23:52","modified_gmt":"2006-08-18T01:23:52","slug":"perhaps-spinal-tap-will-change-his-mind","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=438","title":{"rendered":"Perhaps <i>Spinal Tap<\/i> Will Change His Mind"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve long hoped that Eli will grow up musically inclined. We sing to him; we play him music; we enrolled him in Kindermusik.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s gone horribly, twistily wrong.<\/p>\n<p><flv href=\"\/flv\/2006\/August\/LittleDrummerBoy.flv\" width=\"320\" height=\"240\" autostart=\"false\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Though he doesn&#8217;t rush nearly enough.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve long hoped that Eli will grow up musically inclined. We sing to him; we play him music; we enrolled him in Kindermusik. It&#8217;s gone horribly, twistily wrong. Though he doesn&#8217;t rush nearly enough.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-438","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/438","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=438"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/438\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=438"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=438"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=438"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}