{"id":452,"date":"2006-09-01T14:33:35","date_gmt":"2006-09-01T19:33:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/2006\/09\/01\/friday-night-videos-misshapen-features\/"},"modified":"2006-08-29T11:38:45","modified_gmt":"2006-08-29T16:38:45","slug":"friday-night-videos-misshapen-features","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=452","title":{"rendered":"Friday Night Videos: Misshapen Features"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Soundgarden: Black Hole Sun (1994)<\/b><br \/>\n<object width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/qiSkyEyBczU\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/qiSkyEyBczU\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>This video is creepy, with an extra serving of creepy on the side and creepy for dessert. And why is Isaac Asimov staring at a TV full of static? The stretchy faces I can understand: the black hole is stretching people artistically instead of pulling them into thin strands of spaghetti due to tidal forces. Years later Kai&#8217;s Power Goo would put this power in the hands of people everywhere.<\/p>\n<p><b>Foo Fighters: Everlong (1998)<\/b><br \/>\n<object width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/zi-BcBsXeus\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/zi-BcBsXeus\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>Really, who hasn&#8217;t wanted an oversized hand with which to slap people around?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Soundgarden: Black Hole Sun (1994) This video is creepy, with an extra serving of creepy on the side and creepy for dessert. And why is Isaac Asimov staring at a TV full of static? The stretchy faces I can understand: the black hole is stretching people artistically instead of pulling them into thin strands of &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=452\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Friday Night Videos: Misshapen Features<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-452","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/452","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=452"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/452\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=452"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=452"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=452"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}