{"id":4778,"date":"2011-10-11T12:04:30","date_gmt":"2011-10-11T17:04:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/?p=4778"},"modified":"2011-10-11T12:04:30","modified_gmt":"2011-10-11T17:04:30","slug":"becoming-disillusioned-with-insects","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=4778","title":{"rendered":"Becoming Disillusioned With Insects"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My first inkling that something was wrong happened the other night when Liza came running to me, holding her large stuffed bee and crying. &#8220;A fly landed on bee-hee-hee,&#8221; she sobbed, tears leaving shiny trails down her cheeks.<\/p>\n<p>Liza had always loved flies, calling them our &#8220;usually fly pets&#8221;. I couldn&#8217;t understand why she as so upset, which, to be fair, is often the way it is with four year olds. Confused, I asked her, &#8220;Okay, but what happens when a fly lands on bee?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;IT VOMITS ON BEEEEEE!&#8221; Liza wailed.<\/p>\n<p>Misty had the same look that my dog MacGregor used to have when he realized he&#8217;d done something wrong by accident. &#8220;I told her that flies vomit on things they&#8217;re going to eat.&#8221; She paused. Liza wailed louder. &#8220;I think that may have been a tactical error.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Indeed, Liza took to freaking out any time that a fly was in the same room as she was. The fly would buzz and Liza&#8217;s eyes would widen as she backed away from the fly, possibly afraid that it would sense her fear and vomit all over her in a giant Cronenberg-esque display of grotesqueness.<\/p>\n<p>This story has a happy ending, though. This morning at breakfast several flies were flying around our table. &#8220;Maybe we could put out really sticky fly paper and put some food on it and then the flies could have their own food,&#8221; Liza told us.<\/p>\n<p>Eli chimed in, &#8220;I helped her not be afraid of flies. I told her that when they vomit, they suck it right back up so it goes away.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t wait to see what Liza does the next time she has a stomach virus.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My first inkling that something was wrong happened the other night when Liza came running to me, holding her large stuffed bee and crying. &#8220;A fly landed on bee-hee-hee,&#8221; she sobbed, tears leaving shiny trails down her cheeks. Liza had always loved flies, calling them our &#8220;usually fly pets&#8221;. I couldn&#8217;t understand why she as &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=4778\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Becoming Disillusioned With Insects<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4778","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4778","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4778"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4778\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4780,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4778\/revisions\/4780"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4778"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4778"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4778"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}