{"id":4851,"date":"2012-01-25T10:15:42","date_gmt":"2012-01-25T16:15:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/?p=4851"},"modified":"2012-01-25T12:00:42","modified_gmt":"2012-01-25T18:00:42","slug":"have-a-powerful-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=4851","title":{"rendered":"Have a Powerful Day!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday I tweeted a link to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wired.com\/wiredscience\/2012\/01\/are-expensive-batteries-worth-the-extra-cost\/\">Rhett Allain&#8217;s fun article comparing name-brand batteries to dollar-store batteries<\/a>. Rhett covers numerically approximating integrals, energy, energy density, and cost per joule of energy. As a bonus, his commenters taught me about <a href=\"http:\/\/www.eneloop.info\/\">eneloop batteries<\/a>. My take-away from his article: if you&#8217;re going to use disposable batteries and you&#8217;re buying from a local store rather than Amazon, it&#8217;s worth buying the name-brand ones to minimize waste since all of the batteries he tested had roughly the same cost per joule<a href=\"#1\"><sup>1<\/sup><\/a><a name=\"ret1\"><\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><i>(Added later: it turns out Rhett was comparing name-brand alkaline batteries to dollar store &#8220;heavy duty&#8221; zinc chloride batteries. That doesn&#8217;t invalidate the results, but it doesn&#8217;t answer whether or not the dollar store alkalines would be better or worse than name brand ones.)<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Shortly after I tweeted the link, I got a reply from the Rayovac twitter account.<\/p>\n<p>[blackbirdpie url=&#8221;http:\/\/twitter.com\/rayovac\/status\/161858095348322304&#8243;]<\/p>\n<p>This amused me to no end: I&#8217;d posted a link to a nice analysis of battery lifetimes, complete with data and plots, and the Rayovac twitter account&#8217;s reply claimed their batteries&#8217; awesomeness (without any data) and linked to coupons. A friend of mine and I laughed about this spamming on Twitter. Big mistake: Rayovac wasn&#8217;t about to let that stand.<\/p>\n<p>[blackbirdpie url=&#8221;http:\/\/twitter.com\/rayovac\/status\/161882457241698305&#8243;]<\/p>\n<p>Well. I&#8217;ve learned my lesson. Links to coupons and unsubstantiated claims of battery lifetime in response to an article with actual battery lifetime data is absolutely not spam.<\/p>\n<p>Also, &#8220;Have a Powerful day!&#8221; is how I&#8217;m going to say goodbye from now on.<\/p>\n<p><a name=\"1\"><\/a><sup>1<\/sup>There are a number of possible refinements to Rhett&#8217;s quick-and-dirty Mythbusters-level analysis, including measuring a ton of batteries&#8217; characteristics to get a better average measurement, that might alter the final result, but that&#8217;s just me being nit-picky. And physicists are never nit-picky.<a href=\"#ret1\">&crarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday I tweeted a link to Rhett Allain&#8217;s fun article comparing name-brand batteries to dollar-store batteries. Rhett covers numerically approximating integrals, energy, energy density, and cost per joule of energy. As a bonus, his commenters taught me about eneloop batteries. My take-away from his article: if you&#8217;re going to use disposable batteries and you&#8217;re buying &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=4851\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Have a Powerful Day!<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4851","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4851","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4851"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4851\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4854,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4851\/revisions\/4854"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4851"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4851"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4851"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}