{"id":4945,"date":"2012-06-08T16:54:36","date_gmt":"2012-06-08T21:54:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/?p=4945"},"modified":"2012-06-08T16:54:36","modified_gmt":"2012-06-08T21:54:36","slug":"lizas-awesome-shark-cake","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=4945","title":{"rendered":"Liza&#8217;s Awesome Shark Cake"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One thing I didn&#8217;t talk about in my letter to Liza was her awesome cake. Our friend <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedomesticscientist.com\/\">Ren\u00c3\u00a8e<\/a> has made some awesome birthday cakes, including <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedomesticscientist.com\/?p=1119\">Eli&#8217;s robot cake<\/a> and his <a href=\"https:\/\/granades.com\/wordpress\/2012\/03\/14\/to-eli-on-his-eighth-birthday\/\">World of Goo cake<\/a>. She wanted to make Liza a cake, so Misty asked Liza what she&#8217;d want. We were expecting My Little Pony or Hello Kitty. Instead, Liza said, &#8220;I want a shark cake. With a shark.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/granades.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/shark-cake.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/granades.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/shark-cake-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"Shark Cake!\" title=\"Shark Cake!\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-4946\" srcset=\"https:\/\/granades.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/shark-cake-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/granades.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/shark-cake.jpg 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>Ren\u00c3\u00a8e totally delivered a shark cake. Look at that happy shark, rising from the cake and inviting kids to pet it so that it can sink its teeth into their tender flesh and drag them below the icing. The shark head was made of shaped Rice Krispy treat, and all of the kids had to take a bite of it. Take that, predator of the deep!<\/p>\n<p>So, yeah, shark cake. I can only assume next year Liza will want a jellyfish cake. If she does, I have no doubt Ren\u00c3\u00a8e can make it, and that its tentacles will sting your mouth with their sweetness.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One thing I didn&#8217;t talk about in my letter to Liza was her awesome cake. Our friend Ren\u00c3\u00a8e has made some awesome birthday cakes, including Eli&#8217;s robot cake and his World of Goo cake. She wanted to make Liza a cake, so Misty asked Liza what she&#8217;d want. We were expecting My Little Pony or &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=4945\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Liza&#8217;s Awesome Shark Cake<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4945","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4945","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4945"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4945\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4948,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4945\/revisions\/4948"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4945"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4945"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4945"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}