{"id":529,"date":"2006-10-11T11:17:49","date_gmt":"2006-10-11T16:17:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/2006\/10\/11\/damaged-in-transit\/"},"modified":"2006-10-11T11:17:49","modified_gmt":"2006-10-11T16:17:49","slug":"damaged-in-transit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=529","title":{"rendered":"Damaged In Transit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear UPS,<\/p>\n<p>I know you have a hard job. Moving all of those packages and getting them to their destination in a timely matter is no easy thing. I don&#8217;t mean to complain too much.<\/p>\n<div class=\"centerimage\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/2006\/Oct\/damagedpackage1.jpg\" alt=\"A very bent package with FRAGILE: GLASS stickers\" title=\"Clearly Ace Ventura, Pet Detective delivered this package. WITH HIS FEET.\" \/><\/div>\n<p>I lie. I mean to complain a lot. CAN YOUR EMPLOYEES NOT READ? The delivery guy did have the decency to look sheepish when he dropped off the package, though he didn&#8217;t tell us that we&#8217;d lost our right to refuse the package by opening it to check on its contents.<\/p>\n<p>The reverse side can&#8217;t be as bad as the above, surely.<\/p>\n<div class=\"centerimage\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/2006\/Oct\/damagedpackage2.jpg\" alt=\"The other side of a very bent package with FRAGILE: GLASS stickers\" title=\"Aah the horror!\" \/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear UPS, I know you have a hard job. Moving all of those packages and getting them to their destination in a timely matter is no easy thing. I don&#8217;t mean to complain too much. I lie. I mean to complain a lot. CAN YOUR EMPLOYEES NOT READ? The delivery guy did have the decency &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=529\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Damaged In Transit<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-529","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/529","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=529"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/529\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=529"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=529"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=529"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}