{"id":529,"date":"2006-10-11T11:17:49","date_gmt":"2006-10-11T16:17:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/2006\/10\/11\/damaged-in-transit\/"},"modified":"2006-10-11T11:17:49","modified_gmt":"2006-10-11T16:17:49","slug":"damaged-in-transit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=529","title":{"rendered":"Damaged In Transit"},"content":{"rendered":"

Dear UPS,<\/p>\n

I know you have a hard job. Moving all of those packages and getting them to their destination in a timely matter is no easy thing. I don’t mean to complain too much.<\/p>\n

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I lie. I mean to complain a lot. CAN YOUR EMPLOYEES NOT READ? The delivery guy did have the decency to look sheepish when he dropped off the package, though he didn’t tell us that we’d lost our right to refuse the package by opening it to check on its contents.<\/p>\n

The reverse side can’t be as bad as the above, surely.<\/p>\n

\"The<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Dear UPS, I know you have a hard job. Moving all of those packages and getting them to their destination in a timely matter is no easy thing. I don’t mean to complain too much. I lie. I mean to complain a lot. CAN YOUR EMPLOYEES NOT READ? The delivery guy did have the decency … Continue reading Damaged In Transit<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-529","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t