{"id":531,"date":"2006-10-11T12:30:12","date_gmt":"2006-10-11T17:30:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/2006\/10\/11\/eli-training\/"},"modified":"2006-10-11T12:33:45","modified_gmt":"2006-10-11T17:33:45","slug":"eli-training","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=531","title":{"rendered":"Eli Training"},"content":{"rendered":"

I worry sometimes about Eli’s behavior, but on the whole he is an extremely well-behaved kid. He says “please” and “thank you,” and follows most of our directions. A few weeks ago we were at the supermarket and the woman behind the meat counter said of Eli, “He minds so well!”<\/p>\n

Since I am a generous and kind soul, I will show you how we manage Eli’s behavior.<\/p>\n

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The trick is to start cage training at an early age. Pretty soon your child will be comfortable with a pet-like existence.<\/p>\n

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I worry sometimes about Eli’s behavior, but on the whole he is an extremely well-behaved kid. He says “please” and “thank you,” and follows most of our directions. A few weeks ago we were at the supermarket and the woman behind the meat counter said of Eli, “He minds so well!” Since I am a … Continue reading Eli Training<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-531","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t