{"id":544,"date":"2006-10-24T14:11:58","date_gmt":"2006-10-24T19:11:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/2006\/10\/24\/i-dont-see-that-here\/"},"modified":"2006-10-24T14:48:28","modified_gmt":"2006-10-24T19:48:28","slug":"i-dont-see-that-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=544","title":{"rendered":"I Don&#8217;t See That Here"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Since I play and write interactive fiction, I&#8217;ve compared Eli&#8217;s grasp of English to IF parsers before. He&#8217;s progressed beyond the Scott Adams two-word parser, though now he is like a parser that pretends to know words it doesn&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p>ME: Do your eyes hurt?<br \/>\nELI: No.<br \/>\nME: Does your nose hurt?<br \/>\nELI: No.<br \/>\nME: Do your knees hurt?<br \/>\nELI: No.<br \/>\nME: Do your mitochondria hurt?<br \/>\nELI: No.<\/p>\n<p>He may have been correct, but he did have a fifty-fifty chance of guessing correctly.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Since I play and write interactive fiction, I&#8217;ve compared Eli&#8217;s grasp of English to IF parsers before. He&#8217;s progressed beyond the Scott Adams two-word parser, though now he is like a parser that pretends to know words it doesn&#8217;t. ME: Do your eyes hurt? ELI: No. ME: Does your nose hurt? ELI: No. ME: Do &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=544\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">I Don&#8217;t See That Here<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-544","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/544","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=544"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/544\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=544"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=544"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=544"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}