{"id":544,"date":"2006-10-24T14:11:58","date_gmt":"2006-10-24T19:11:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/2006\/10\/24\/i-dont-see-that-here\/"},"modified":"2006-10-24T14:48:28","modified_gmt":"2006-10-24T19:48:28","slug":"i-dont-see-that-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=544","title":{"rendered":"I Don&#8217;t See That Here"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Since I play and write interactive fiction, I&#8217;ve compared Eli&#8217;s grasp of English to IF parsers before. 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