{"id":57,"date":"2004-09-23T18:54:00","date_gmt":"2004-09-24T00:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/2004\/09\/23\/my-new-invention\/"},"modified":"2004-09-23T18:54:00","modified_gmt":"2004-09-24T00:54:00","slug":"my-new-invention","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=57","title":{"rendered":"my new invention"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>i have invented a new sound. i put my tongue against the roof of my mouth and then i pop it down with a &#8216;tick&#8217; sound. i call it the tongue tick.<\/p>\n<p>now that i have invented something i understand i am supposed to patent it and then i will be making money. this is what the tv tells me, anyway.<\/p>\n<p>not that bg and mj let me watch tv.<\/p>\n<p>besides, can you really call &#8216;the daily show&#8217; tv.7<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i have invented a new sound. i put my tongue against the roof of my mouth and then i pop it down with a &#8216;tick&#8217; sound. i call it the tongue tick. now that i have invented something i understand i am supposed to patent it and then i will be making money. this is &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=57\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">my new invention<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-57","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=57"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=57"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=57"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=57"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}